“Reading Takes the Edge Off” is made for readers who find murder mysteries oddly relaxing. This Comfort Colors T-shirt features a grim reader tucked into a gothic storefront, paired with the delightfully dark phrase, “I’m reading about murder. It takes the edge off.”
Perfect for mystery lovers, spooky-season reading, or anyone who likes a little fictional murder to unwind. If your idea of self-care involves a good book and questionable fictional deaths, this one belongs in your wardrobe.
SIZING:
✧ Unisex sizing; slightly larger than typical women's shirts and slightly smaller than typical men's shirts.
✧ Most women find their typical size works best for a loose fit
✧ For an oversized look, size up
Easy measuring tip: Lay your favorite tee flat, measure armpit to armpit and top to bottom, then compare with our size chart in the image section.
FABRIC & CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Made from 100% Cotton.
– Machine wash inside out on gentle cycle
– Lay flat to dry or tumble dry on low
– Do not iron directly on the graphic
PROCESSING:
Your shirt is made to order—printed just for you when you place your order. Please allow 2–3 business days for printing. Shipping typically takes 4–8 business days depending on your location.
✧ Need to update your shipping address? Please message us within 24 hours of ordering. Once production begins, changes can't be made.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES:
As each shirt is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges. Please double-check sizing and color before ordering. If there's an issue with your order, message us—we want to make it right!
Thank you so much for supporting our small business—we love making cozy bookish things for readers like you!
KEEP SHOPPING: Don’t miss the rest of our Fall & Spooky Collection!
